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That is, topless and sometimes nude sunbathing is unenforced, so much so that softcore adult entertainment features sometimes use the sand as a set. No joke. That said, in recent years the advent of social media, and more specifically skeezy guys with iPhones who THINK they're making softcore adult entertainment features, has discouraged the number of topless sunbathers considerably.

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What we're saying is, if you want to see boobies, just go to a strip club. In Miami, everyone has figured out a way to take your money. And nowhere is this more obvious than at our glut of strip clubs, which run from high-end topless joints to places best described as a dive bar with a pole.

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That means exactly what you think it does, but make sure you pack your wallet. But if a quick primer is all you need, here are a few of the best.

E11EVEN is a black hole that will swallow your Sunday before you can say, "What's taking so long in that bathroom stall? And many don't realize the sun has come up until sometime around noon. This hour spot is more like a nightclub that happens to have strippers than an actual strip club, where the tip rail is Connect with swingers in your Miami Florida more by women than men, and the floors are sometimes literally covered in dollar bills.

The dancers here are only topless, but the main attraction here is stuffing dollars in their G-strings and cleavage.

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Lap dances are almost exclusively of the private variety, so don't come here looking for a two-for-one special.

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The best pure strip club in Miami -- if not all of Florida -- is a little north of the city, in Hallandale Beach. For reals.

That's a big part of why it's Broward County's Fllrida facto after-hours spot, and a fun time even if you don't drop thousands on a Champagne room. It's also the cleanest and most law-abiding of the big Miami strip clubs.

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Tootsie's is as close to a Vegas strip club as you're getting in South Florida. Except here you can get hard liquor, full nudity, and one of the world's great collections of thigh tattoos. While this spot near Hard Rock Stadium is a Costco-sized emporium of silicon and sin, it typically hosts Miami's B-team as far as crowds and talent are concerned.

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Does that mean you can't have a fun time? Trashy can be way more fun than classy, after all. And if you want to actually watch sports in between not thinking about where those dollar bills have been, no club in Miami is better.

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Of course, there's always the tried-and-true method of going to bars, clubs, and other traditional gathering places to try and find some kinky excitement.

But you've got plenty of those back home.

In Miami, we support an entire industry based around finding new ways of getting it on. As long as you're here, you might as well take advantage.

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Matt Meltzer is a contributing writer for Thrillist who lives in Miami. Follow him on Instagram meltrez1.

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