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When defining 'sex' for a population that includes not only old-fashioned boy-girl pairings, but also girl-girl, boy-boy, pan sexuality, etc, it's important to find common denominators, i. For instance, penetration of the ass or vagina is a clearly unfair definition, as it excludes penis-less lesbians.

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