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When you try to seriously use a line, it makes you come across as unoriginal and little cringey.

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Most importantly, is always important to be respectful of the person you're talking to and to only use them in an appropriate situation.

Trying to chat up a girl at work? Not a tto idea. However, that doesn't mean you can't have fun with them! Some lines are actually pretty clever, so here are a few non-creepy ways to use them:.

If you still do want to seriously use one of these lines on someone —to slide into your crush's DMs or to send to someone on cutf dating app —it's best to make it personal.

Try coming up with a unique pun using their name or profile photos as inspiration.

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